Welcome to the U.S.S. Gladiator, NCC-74676-A. This freshly built starship is under the command of Rear Admiral Tlaloc Pitt. Her mission, the same as all Starfleet starships: to seek out and make peaceable contact with new civilizations, to explore new planets and phenomena, both mundane and strange, and to go boldly, where no sentient creature has ever ventured previously. I hereby invite you to join us on this quest. There's always room for one (or two or three) more aboard.